I used to write some fluff here.

Oh I’m this, and I’m that.

But in reality you’d skip over it,

because most people can do reasonably well, if they work reasonably hard.

But mannnnnn, I ain’t reasonable. 

When I was 8 years old, I started my first business.

By 13, I used ai to run an international gambling ring, while I slept.

By 16, I hiked alone for 100 miles.

For my first internship, I took a 7 hour bus ride, slept in a windowless room in a brothel for a few weeks, without phone signal or wifi, during a heatwave. And then still managed to write a dissertation about web3 that got a distinction, impress them enough to hire me, and just after that, I ran an ultra marathon. 

I promise, I’m not a psychopath, I took a test, I just have adhd.

And I love all of this.